David's Dumpling & Noodle Bar

Deliciously Evil AF (****+)

David was trained in the darker art of Bil Jee’s three finger thrust method in his youth, because the sheer intricacy of flavor being packed into the dumplings he molds, has created a devastating and evil situation in the household. The rapacious bandit that squats here, known only as The Chirp, is giving me a kind of side-eye that demands the sort of greed-stricken knife fights west Texans made famous upon striking oil. My promise of ordering future takeout in greater abundance abates the dark moment as we transition into perfect entrees - it matters not what you order here. Let it be known that all men who eat from this so-called “David" must do so with the greatest care.